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Many of you have inquired as to when my story of life with Queen will be published. This is the current situation:

My literary agent has shown the manuscript to major international publishers and the response is good, but because it is not a tabloid style sleazy reveal-all book, some aren't interested, and also because it is not purely about Queen themselves. Unfortunately most publishers seem to want the easy solution and formula.
   

What my book is, is a unique account of all those many years as a young man I spent on the road, in the studio and at home with one of the world's biggest bands. I make observations and comments about all the fantastic places we visited and played and what it was like - really like, to live that at times, crazy life. I openly talk about the highs and lows of my close relationship with Freddie and the different, more social bond I had with John, along with doing a professional and often difficult job.

Some of it is maybe not what you are expecting to hear but it is an honest account, which is very entertaining, compelling and above all humorous. Naturally it has lots of 'inside' information, and I may criticise Queen and their decisions at times but it never diminishes what a phenomenal talent they were and what they achieved.

Integrity remains intact.

My agent and I have absolute confidence in the book and will be patient and wait for the right publisher. We won't bow to the easy option and 'sell - out'.

I will keep you updated and I don’t think you will be disappointed.

The book will hopefully be later supplemented by a picture book, which will contain hundreds of unique images and information such as the ones shown here on my site.

I'm sure many of you have heard the story that Freddie wrote Crazy Little Thing Called Love in the bath. There have been various 'versions' of this tale by people who claim to know the story or to have been there at the time....like many other Queen stories/myths, most of which are untrue or exaggerated for effect by people who would have liked to have been there.

Here is the real Crazy story - I was there! This is just one small extract from my book, please read on and enjoy........

     
  During the summer of 1979 Queen were finishing a ‘Year Out’ to avoid the wicked tax man of the Labour government by doing some recording of new ideas in Munich. During the sessions I briefly went back to London to clear through customs the balance of the gear that had arrived back by sea from Japan. Having done my professional duties and picked up the various items and paperwork from our office to personally courier back over to the studio I was keen to return - then I received a phone call.

“Ratty?” the chirpy office voice sounded a bit too friendly.
“Yes......”
“There’s something else for you to take back to Munich”
“What a surprise - what is it? - is it heavy? and will I have to get it through customs?”
“It’s Freddie”
 
  Fred, who was also in London for a few days had nobody to accompany him back to Munich. Would I mind? Fred never travelled alone, there was always somebody with him and always somebody in the next hotel room. Somebody to talk to. Well, a first class seat on British Airways was not too shabby, so I agreed. A problem then arose that due to an industrial strike at Heathrow, flights were severely delayed. There was an anxious air to this as Fred had used his allotted ‘days’ in the UK and needed to leave our shores rather imminently. I hung around Heathrow’s Terminal One until I got some positive news from BA; Fred was phoned and sped down the M4 from Kensington to join me. It was a sunny summer’s day in both London and Munich and several glasses of in flight bubbly were well received.  
         
  At Munich airport we were met by Peter, a local German, who was currently driving Fred in a hired Mercedes and we cruised with a smile on our faces into the east of the city and our Hilton home. Fred was re -installed in his grand suite and wanted to take a bath before going to the studio. I called Musicland Studios and gave the rest of Queen the announcement that ‘his self’ was back and would shortly be arriving. Fred was humming and tapping in the bath and shouting out the names of chords : “D - yes and C and G - Ratty quick - come here!”

“Uhh - you want me to come into your bathroom Fred........? I’m not sure about this”
“No, no! - get me a guitar! now!”

He emerged from the bathroom wrapped in towels, still dripping, and scurried into the living room of the suite where I gave him the battered acoustic that had been put there for these creative emergencies. Despite the guitar being out of tune, Fred strummed away for a short time with his fingers - he never used a pick or plectrum, even on stage.
 
         
  Seizing the urgency of the moment Fred insisted we made a dash to Musicland where a halt was firmly called to whatever work was in progress. He summoned Brian, John and Roger into the studio room and enthused about this new idea, which they started to work on and record immediately. The song was: Crazy Little Thing Called Love, one of Queen’s most successful world-wide singles.

That’s how hit records are written.
 
     
  It was a privilege to have been there with him then and on many other occasions when he was creating, but no matter how long I knew Fred; got to be accepted, trusted and cared for by him, you could rarely totally relax around him. Over a period of almost twenty years we enjoyed many great social times together but there was always an edge to it. Simply, Fred had an aura. It was always there, whether he was on stage in front of 130,000 people or picking his teeth at the breakfast table and moaning about his hangover. When he walked into a room - any room, you knew you were now in the presence of somebody special. Somebody unique. Magical.

Despite being in the constant company of Queen, I was not immune to being impressed, and have met and known many famous rock stars and celebrities but I can’t say that any held the presence that Fred radiated. And he was actually quite a private person.
 
 
 
  Another Queen ‘myth’ is the yarn about when Fred met Sid Vicious. Here’s the real one - from somebody who was there...........  
         
  Wessex studios, a converted church in Highbury, north London, is where in autumn 1976 during recording of A Day At The Races, Queen first witnessed Punk. The Sex Pistols, freshly signed by E.M.I, were also booked into Wessex and doing some early sessions (Probably Anarchy In The UK?) when nobody really knew who they were. Soon the world knew about the Sex Pistols, when E.M.I replaced them for Queen (who couldn’t make it...?) on The Today TV Programme and their infamous interview with Bill Grundy was to become a seminal moment in The Pistols’ short but explosive career.
 
         
  I first spotted Johnny Rotten, sat upstairs in the lounge area of Wessex, on the brown corduroy seating unit that were fashionable in the seventies. He was wearing a lime green, mohair jumper and ripped jeans; safety pins were inserted in any available space and his hair was dyed a red ‘hamster’ colour, spiked and lacquered. Despite all this he seemed a quiet, pleasant sort of bloke who was relaxing and watching the telly - what was all the fuss about?

He didn’t even mind when I asked to change the channel. There was no F*!^ off or surly snarl - just an indifferent shrug. As roadies we were scruffy - the Pistols were statement scruffy, a form of polito-scruff.
 
         
 

The following year Queen were back at Wessex recording News Of The World, and so were The Sex Pistols, compiling their ‘Never Mind The Bollocks’ long playing record. The Pistols now had a new bass player (?) to replace Glenn Matlock, and one afternoon when Queen were working in the control room, that new bass guitarist, Sid Vicious, stumbled in through the door, very worse for wear, and addressed Fred: “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses yet?” (a reference to a quote Fred had made in the music press when he started wearing leotards on stage)
Fred casually stood up, walked over to him and quipped: “Aren’t you Stanley Ferocious or something?” took him by the collar and threw him out.

So much for mean edge of punk.

Mr Mercury did not care for this new, limited chord, musical movement - and even less for it’s wardrobe......

During this period We Will Rock You was recorded at Wessex, and the “boom boom cha’s” at the start of the song were achieved using all the available pairs of feet present at the time to stomp on some wooden platforms, the attached hands clapping the off beat in the cavernous room. The result was soaked in echo, multi tracked and given some studio magic by the late Mike Stone (great bloke) to give an introduction that has become an anthem throughout the rock and sporting world.

 
         
 
© Peter Hince, 2007